Zach ([info]smilingbeef) wrote,
@ 2008-03-04 09:36:00
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Here are a few things I've learned from my college students in four semesters
- Midgets are hilarious.

- When you do something stupid, you are either retarded or you are a faggot.

- When you care about something, you're either a stupid girl or you are a faggot.

- The number of Jews you can fit in a Volkswagen varies wildly depending on whether or not they're cremated.

- If  you're Mexican, you're stealing my job and clogging up my school system.

- Any homosexual act is rape.

All of these things were either said to me or loudly in my presence.  All of these things were said by young kids, less than two decades on earth, not by old men with old ways.  So, yeah, hate speech is a thing of the past.  Progress, baby!



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[info]soft_ascent
2008-03-04 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Teach women's studies instead! I love those kids.

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[info]smilingbeef
2008-03-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe they're just holding it in because they know that there's squares in the room.

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[info]radanax
2008-03-04 09:07 pm UTC (link)
what do you teach?

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[info]smilingbeef
2008-03-04 09:22 pm UTC (link)
I believe all of these were from freshman composition students.

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[info]radanax
2008-03-04 11:52 pm UTC (link)
durr freshman durr :(

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[info]flashmobofone
2008-03-04 09:15 pm UTC (link)
This makes me weep. I can't begin to tell me how much it pains me everyday to know that I am a part of this generation.

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[info]smilingbeef
2008-03-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Look at the bright side: soon they'll be senators and CEOs.

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[info]vasthcusnhes
2008-03-05 05:02 am UTC (link)
nah the majority of our generation is just way too stupid.

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[info]smilingbeef
2008-03-05 05:58 am UTC (link)
Clearly you've never talked to a senator or CEO.

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[info]vasthcusnhes
2008-03-05 06:03 am UTC (link)
lol, thats true.

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(Anonymous)
2008-03-19 09:45 am UTC (link)
Well hot damn, aren't we a bunch of revolutionaries?
Man, these leaders of tomorrow are gonna make tomorrow so . . . very . . . .

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